I just read several of the posts on this board pertaining to “smart guns”. Smart guns?

Someone is always trying to find devices to think for him. When will we ever realize that guns are incapable of thought, and therefore almost always vote democratic?

DEFINITION: An Anti-gunner wraps himself (herself?) in road flares, lights a “fuse”, and attempts suicide. What do you call it?

A Not-so-Smart Bomb!