“Long Train Running” Originally by Doobie Brothers
“The Anti-gun Control Song” Parody by Michael Florio

Down around the corner
’bout a half mile from here
You can stop a murder
but the key has disapeared

Without guns
Where would we be now
without guns

Well I saw this man a killing
someone who was black
I got my gun, fired rapidly
now he wont be comin’ back

Without guns
Where would we be now
without guns

Well the Liberals in the Senate
think that guns are used as hate
so by lockin’ up the triggers
the idea isnt great

Without guns
Where would we be now
without guns

Well the Liberals in the Senate
think that guns are used as hate
so by lockin’ up the triggers
the idea isnt great

Without guns
Where would we be now
without guns

Well the bullets are a-loadin
but my trigger’s lock is bound
And the steel parts are cold and hard
’cause it wont load a round

Without guns
Where would we be right now
without guns
Where would you be right now?