Those who still have their heads up their butts enough to say we should get rid of all of the guns like to propose a stunning solution to attacks: Stun Guns.

I heard it the other day from a young guy who was a temp worker. “You should never shoot anybody, there are too many alternatives. Stun guns and pepper spray for example.”

Well I tok a trip to the mall the other day and had to kill some time (ha ha) so I went to a collectibles store. Now for those of you anti gun people reading this, you could invest 1,495 in a nice protective metal suit of armor if it makes you feel safe, but for the rest of the world there were the two options mentioned above.

Pepper spray is no more, so I’m informed, than a spicey food seasoning put to aerosol, which I once heard a mexican comment “we eat stuff hotter than that. Hey man, you shoot us with pepper spray, the first thing we want is nachos.” So he said.

I examined the stun guns in the store, and there were two high dollar ones which would do what my Walker does, only less messy: drop an assailant in his tracks. Then there was the one which had enough voltage to make the attacker go down…. if you held it on him long enough. The last in line was one which -no joke- would eventually take the attacker down but had to be recharged….after five seconds!

So here we go ladies and gents. Mighty Mo weighs in at 250 pounds, shaved head, biker gloves and an appetite for helpless women. Who would you rather be:

A. A woman with a nice little toy stun gun which tickles him as he slugs you down and shoves a knife to your throat, ripping off your clothes. Oh, don’tforget that after five seconds you have to say “hey mister Mo I need to plug in my stun gun!

B. A woman who has to hold the stun gun on Mo while he has his fun hoping that he gets weak and falls. Of course he is going to let you use it on him, never thinking to slap it away or break your fingers taking it. Rapists are nice like that.

C. A woman who has a big stun gun which she of course can use affectively if she doesn’t mind that the attacker has to be on top of her to use it, coupled with the facts that once on her he may very well stab her while she electrocutes herself.

D. a woman who simply picks up a gun and makes Mo wish he had spent his time as a big, full grown man being more responsible than to take an innocent person and ruin their lives for his own selfish, damnable enjoyment.

Of course there is always the neat little buzz and the arc of light which looks neato if you want to buy the junk for enjoyment.