Suter writes, “Some guns are ‘too big’ (‘assault weapons’); some guns
are ‘too small’ (handguns). Some ammunition penetrates ‘too much’
(armor piercing ammo); some ammunition penetrates ‘too little’
(‘hyperdestructive’ hollow point ammo). Some guns are ‘too inaccurate’
(‘Saturday Night Specials’); some guns are ‘too accurate’ (scoped hunting
rifles or ‘sniper rifles’ that don’t give Bambi ‘a chance’) — or so the
Goldilocks gun banners say. What the anti-self-defense lobby never tells
us in their fairy tale is what guns and ammunition are ‘just right’ —
because, for these extremists, there is no gun or ammunition that
is ‘just right.’”