Seen this today on another post, just thought I would share it.

Dear Mr.President,

I recently seen a bumper sticker that said,”Thank
me, I voted for Clinto-Gore.” So, I sat down and
reflected on that and am sending my “Thank You” for what you have done, specifically:

Thank you for introdusing us to Jennifer Flowers,Paula Jones,Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Wiley, and Juanita Broaddrick.
Are there any more that we should know about?

Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really planned to wait until he was about 10 or so to discuss it woith him, but now he knows more about it than I did as a senior in college.

Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place(especially in the White House)
and on the job is OK, and that all you have to
know is what the meaning of “IS” is. It is really great to know that certain sexual acts are not sex and one person may have sex while the other one involved does NOT have sex.

Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachement to a new generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie,”Wag The Dog” could be plausable after all.
Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lydon Johnson look truthful and John Kennedy look moral.

Thank you for the 72 House and Senate witnesses
who have pled the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying about Democrat campaign fund raising. Thank you for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonments from the Whitewater “mess” and the 55 criminal charges and 32 convictions(so far) in the other “Clinton” scandals.

Thanks also for reducing our military by half,
“gutting” much of our foriegn policy, and flying all over the world on”vacations” carefully disguised as necessary trips. Please give my regards to Hillary, if and when you see her. Tell her I am working on a “Thank You” letter for her also.

Looking forward to January 2001,

Average Joe