A recent article concerning Rosie (“protection for me, but none for thee!”) O’Donut-butt told of her disgust with a National Enquirer article that accused her of hiring a male convicted child molester as a nanny. She denies that she ever employed a male nanny and makes a rather funny statement:

>>>The two nannies she does employ have been screened by the FBI, says the star, whose adopted children have been the target of kidnap threats in the past.<<<

See? No one needs guns! We can just call up the FBI Like Rosie anytime we need a little protection! Two nannies? Better yet, have one of the servants call! Let them eat cake, huh?

She makes another point and gives us a glimpse of her version of a “family” atmosphere, as represented in her home for her adopted children. I’ll let the reader draw his or her own conclusions.

>>>Of other Enquirer stories that show her with friend Kelli Carpenter, Rosie tells Williams, “I live my life; they take pictures when they do. I’ve never denied or confirmed anything. I’ve never felt the need to. They’ve been taking photos of me and her for many years. I don’t think there will ever be some big press conference to announce anything about my private life.” <<<

The “Queen of Nice?” Go figure!