I just got ahold of this little tale to make you laugh:

A little old lady got done with a nice day of shopping at the mall. Once in the parking lot she saw four strange men sitting in her car.

Dropping her bags, she pulled a handgun and warned them to get out or she would shoot them. They bailed and made a run for it. She got in and found that her key did not fit the ignition. About that time she noticed that her car, identical to this one, was parked DOWN THE ROW a little farther.

The little lady drove to the police station to report the incident and the attending officer began laughing hystericly. He pointed out four men at the other end of the counter who were reporting a car jacking by a mean old lady.

That wouldn’t have happened if she’d had my ’64 Ford!