I wrote that loud mouthed O’Donut-butt and told her that I wouldn’t allow anyone in this household to watch her miserable show. I got this back:

HEY, THANKS FOR THE EMAIL!

THIS IS COOL. THIS IS ONE OF THOSE AUTOMATIC RESPONSE THINGS. RIGHT NOW YOUR EMAIL IS WAITING IN MY MAILBOX.

AND YOU GET THIS BACK, SO I CAN SAY:
“HI” AND “THANKS” TO EVERYBODY!

I GET TONS OF EMAIL EVERYDAY AND I TRY TO LOOK AT AS MUCH AS I CAN, BUT SOMETIMES I CAN’T GET TO ALL OF THEM. IT’S ALSO NOT POSSIBLE TO ANSWER EACH AND EVERY ONE.

BUT THEY INVENTED THIS THING, SO NOW I CAN MAKE SURE TO SAY HELLO TO EVERYONE, AND LET YOU ALL KNOW THAT I ENJOY YOUR COMMENTS AND APPRECIATE YOU THINKING ABOUT ME.

IF YOU ARE WRITING HERE FOR TICKETS TO THE SHOW, THIS IS NOT THE BEST PLACE TO DO THAT – BUT I WILL TELL YOU HOW YOU CAN. DURING THE MONTHS OF APRIL, MAY, AND JUNE, YOU CAN SEND A POSTCARD INTO THE STUDIO. REQUESTS SENT IN DURING THAT TIME (ONLY DURING APRIL, MAY, AND JUNE) WILL BE ENTERED INTO A LOTTERY FOR THE 2000-2001 SEASON. YOU WILL BE NOTIFIED BY POSTCARD IF YOUR NAME HAS BEEN CHOSEN.

SEND YOUR POSTCARDS TO:

NBC STUDIO
THE ROSIE O’DONNELL SHOW – TICKETS
30 ROCKEFELLER PLAZA
SUITE 800E
NEW YORK, NY 10112

AND GOOD LUCK.

THANKS AGAIN FOR THE EMAIL AND KEEP WATCHING THE SHOW.

YOU ROCK!
ROSIE

Yeah. I rock, sure. I just can’t be trusted with a firearm. That’s for the social elite like Rosie. Anyway, so now everyone can write good 2A letters and clog up her mailbox. Go for it!