Let’s just break down the numbers for a sec:

>>56.7% of hand gun owning men — tested likely to engage in incest. The report suggested vasectomies as a remedy.<<

So if you round up ten gun owners – half of them are having sex with their daughters/sisters/mothers? Well, let’s see here….I know more than 10 gun-owning fathers, and I know their families. Not an incestous family in the lot.

>>They found that men who own hand guns are 30% prone to bouts of binge drinking, often ending up in court for drunk driving and/or domestic abuse.<<

So of those same 10, 3 are drunks who beat their wives. Hmmmmm…..I’m thinking real hard now… nope, can’t think of one person I know who has those problems.

>>19% of *Women* who own hand guns admit to having past experiances with molestaion, date rape or incest.<<

*Women*? Do we get stars? So of the 10 or so femal gun owners that I know, 2 have been either molested, date raped, or grew up with Bubba the incestuous gun-owner? Hmmmm…I think maybe 2 have been raped….but not on a date. And since I am one of those two, I can say now – “I’ll never be a victim again”. Know why? ‘Cause I carry a (socially unacceptable) BIG BAD GUN.

Oh, and my boyfriend of 5 years? Owns a gun. Doesn’t drink, doesn’t beat me, and is not the least bit interested in my 8-year-old daughter. But maybe that’s because of his vascectomy?

Thanks, though. We got a really good laugh out of this.