I don?t carry a gun?

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to kill people. I carry a gun to keep from being killed.

I don?t carry a gun to scare people. I carry a gun because sometimes
this world can be a scary place.

I don?t carry a gun because I?m paranoid. I carry a gun because there
are real threats in the world.

I don?t carry a gun because I?m evil. I carry a gun because I have lived
long enough to see the evil in the world.

I don?t carry a gun because I hate the government. I carry a gun because
I understand the limitations of government.

I don?t carry a gun because I?m angry. I carry a gun so that I don?t
have to spend the rest of my life hating myself for failing to be prepared.

I don?t carry a gun because my sex organs are too small. I carry a gun
because I want to continue to use those sex organs for the purpose for
which they were intended for a good long time to come.

I don?t carry a gun because I want to shoot someone. I carry a gun
because I want to die at a ripe old age in my bed, and not on a sidewalk
somewhere tomorrow afternoon.

I don?t carry a gun because I?m a cowboy. I carry a gun because, when I
die and go to heaven, I want to be a cowboy.

I don?t carry a gun to make me feel like a man. I carry a gun because
men know how to take care of themselves and the ones they love.

I don?t carry a gun because I feel inadequate. I carry a gun because
unarmed and facing three armed thugs, I am inadequate.

I don?t carry a gun because I love it. I carry a gun because I love life
and the people who make it meaningful to me.

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