On AOL we have something called “Terms of Service” that only seem to be enforced against people with conservative stances…On one of the AOL Message Boards some loony tune Demo-rat railed against (of all things!) Texans! He begged the terrorists to attack Texas with every nuclear weapon they could lay their hands on. His post read in part:

>>>It would be so sweet to watch all those redneck, inbred, uneducated, country-music-listening, pickup-truck-driving, ridiculous-cowboy-hat-wearing, rodeo-attending, y’all-saying, holy-rolling, gun-loving, Republican TURDS, fry like the pigs they are. <<<

Those of you who have read my posts in the past know how wonderfully tolerant I am regarding liberal viewpoints, but I felt that this particular individual should be given a more assertive reply:

“I own several western hats, My speech is frequently peppered with the term “ya’ll,” sitting next to my computer is a gun safe full of guns-one of which is on my person all the time, I’m looking forward to this weekend when I’ll go to the San Antonio Stock Show and Rodeo, I will only vote Republican, and although I drive a sedan these days for most of my life I’ve owned pick-ups and loved them!

…and I doubt that you have the guts to try and deal with us in person, so you’d better continue to hope the terrorists do the job for you…you haven’t nearly enough between your legs to try it yourself!”

…anyway, if they boot me offline and cancel my service I’ll sign up with someone else and be back!

(for the record-I don’t care for Country/Western music that much)