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It’s sunny today, so we need gun control
Ann Coulter

http://www.jewishworldreview.com –

THE NEW YORK TIMES recently ran an in-depth series on “rampage murder,”
defined as people who killed multiple victims — excepting shootings with a
“motive,” such as robbery. The reporting detail was magnificent if you have
an interest in humans gone bad. (Moreover, if you have a taste for black
humor, you can’t do much better than psycho killers.)

But when it comes to analysis, the Times has an unbounded capacity to
ignore its own meticulous reporting. The Times editorial page is like a
Ouija board that has only three answers, no matter what the question. The
answers are: higher taxes, more restrictions on political speech and
stricter gun control. Consequently, the paper’s editorial comment on the
rampage murder series was this non sequitur: “That is why the nation needs
tighter gun control laws for everyone.”

The demand for gun control was damned peculiar, inasmuch as the Times own
reporting established pretty clearly that there might be a cause apart from
the easy availability of guns. For one thing, as the Times noted, “these
killings remain extremely rare, much less than 1 percent of all homicides.”
So, first of all, it’s difficult to explain why more than 99 percent of
people with easy accessibility to guns don’t engage in rampage killings, if
the problem were the availability of guns.

See if you can spot a pattern here, taken from the Times’ own statement of
the facts.

Long before James Davis shot up his former workplace and killed two of his
bosses, he had somehow managed to earn the nickname “Psycho.”

Killer Jeffrey Wallace explained to the Times that he had been forced to
open fire in a Key West bar because the bar was the epicenter of an
organized-crime drug and prostitution ring with ties to satanism, President
Clinton and Garrison Keillor, host of the public radio program “Prairie
Home Companion.” (I was with him until he got to that Keillor guy. Plus the
organized crime ring is run out of the Oval Office.)

Before murdering three people in a shopping mall, Sylvia Seegrist was
known to take steam baths at the local health club in full camouflage gear.
In her crucial outer-envelope scribblings in a missive to the Times
recently, Ms. Seegrist said her killings were a form of public service.
(According to the Times, Ms. Seegrist was also wont to “spout a tangle of
theories about nuclear weapons, energy shortages and famine” — not that I
think any parallels should be drawn to the vice president.)

Another rampage killer, Robert Benjamin Smith, who shot several women and
children in a beauty salon, remarked in a letter to the Times: “The sole
thing I have learned worth the telling is the ironclad necessity of
retaining control over one’s essential bodily fluids.” (And there will be
no fighting in the War Room!)

I’m no expert, but it seems to me another conclusion might be that these
people are crazy. Probably from the fluoridation.

Though the Times was not able to hide the little detail about rampage
killers being complete loony birds, the paper did rather boldly lie about a
recent surge of rampage killings, stating: The “incidence of these rampage
killings appears to have increased (in the past decade), according to a
separate computer analysis by the Times of nearly 25 years of homicide data
from the Federal Bureau of Investigation.”

In fact, according to a somewhat more rigorous study by famed economists
John Lott and William Landes (last quoted favorably in the Times for
praising Clinton appointee to the Supreme Court Stephen Breyer) “the number
(of rampage killings) is not changing much over time.” In a letter to the
Times pointing this out in detail, Lott noted numerous other false
statements in the Times’ rampage-killing series, such as the paper’s claim
that it had excluded robbery-related murders.

Lott continued: “The biggest problem is that many crimes during earlier
decades are missed and this gives readers the false impression that these
events are occurring more frequently nowadays.” In case you’re not sure
whom to believe here, let me make you blush the way I did when Lott noted
this interesting fact about the Times’ scientific study, which I had
completely missed. When I talked to him, he asked me if I hadn’t thought it
odd that the Times found precisely 100 rampage killings over the past 50
years? Not 102, not 97. Exactly 100 rampage killings in precisely 50 years.
(Also the Times reporter admitted the fudging to Lott over the telephone.)

This might not be a big deal, except that I always get a little suspicious
when I’m being lied to. My assumption is that only by claiming that rampage
killings have suddenly increased — falsely as it turns out — can even the
Times justify its demand for stupid counterintuitive emergency measures
like raising taxes — whoops! — I mean tighter gun control.