Unless my friends in the NRA have been smokin a big one lately, the latest notch on the bed post of stupid is the idea by legislators to categorize all handguns as weapons of mass destruction and all gun owners as potential terrorists. Talk about failing to live up to my potential!

Now allowing for how mind blowingly rediculous this is, it makes me think before cracking up in laughter.

What these paranoid pinheads are saying is that I myself, with two kids, a motorcycle, a camp and movies on weekends kind of guy who has never harmed anything bigger than a rabbit, and my little puff o smoke black powder guns, oh let me remember my .357 and tiny nine mil, are to be classed as the same kind of people as some goon from a dictatorship who has been brainwashed all his life into the idea that his ultimate purpose is to crash a plane, detonate a bomb, or otherwise terrorize a bunch of innocent people. From what I’ve observed of these guys, they appear on an intellect level barely better than an acorn squash, but that is my personal opinion.

Hmm, I’ll have remember that when I go this weekend to get supplies for my next reenactment that I need to go berzerk, and in the name of… (gee, I’ll have to think about that part, since I’m not big on blaming God for a desire to kill) I suddenly have to turn my tiny gun loose on the folks at Wal Mart. Perhaps I’ll have my desciple do it, while she comps the ads and maybe she can find a moment to use some fertilizer to whack about fifty people before checking eggs for cracks in the cold aisle.

Could these people be anymore desperate? They must be getting low on new ideas. Gene