Mr. and Mrs. McFuddy were sitting in their house one evening watching television with their children and their little dog.

suddenly there was a knock on the door and Mr. McFuddy answered. Standing at the door were some handsomely dressed men in uniforms. “Mr. McFuddy” said a big strong official looking man, “we are from the Urban Citizen Security League. We are here to make certain that you are not harboring illegal weapons which could fall into the hands of criminals, be used against your family, or accidentlally harm someone.”

Mr. McFuddy happily stepped aside, his heart warm with patriotic zeal as he watched these men charge into his home, raid cabinets, search under beds and in closets, bathrooms, children’s rooms and underwear drawers.

The leader, with his fancy hat and badge asked Mr. McFuddy about any handguns, shotguns, rifles, air guns, paint ball guns, silicone guns, cap guns, or any other dangerous weapon, to which McFuddy responded with staunch “Absolutely not! We would never endanger our fellow man with such evils! We are fully aware that our home is much safer with no weapons at all than with any in it!”

Finally the search was through and with a handshake and thanks for his cooperation, the head officer led his men out of the home so that the McFuddy family could begin reconstructing their home, as they stood with patriotic smiles on their faces. The End

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