Here’s a link to a candidate who has an answer for everything! Check out its policies and positions at the link below.

A brief description of the candidate:

<Cthulhu is the high priest of the Great Old Ones, unnatural alien beings who ruled the Earth before humanity formed, worshipped as gods by some misguided people. It is said that They will return, causing worldwide insanity and mindless violence before finally displacing humanity forever.>

Linked to the home page is a picture of Cthulhu. I can’t whether it looks more like Bush or Gore.

http://www.cthulhu.org/cthulhu/positions.html