The Founding Outlaws
IN PRAISE OF OUTLAWS
by Ernest Partisan
I choose to be an outlaw. There was once a time when a majority
of American Citizens understood this and approved. True, there
were probably numerically more Tories residing in America at the
time, but by definition one who chooses to be the subject of a
ruler is not a Citizen, and of no consequence to anyone
honorable. America was a nobility-free republic – a
revolutionary creation of outlaws. A land of honorable outlaws
who agreed upon a minimal set of laws that even an outlaw could
abide and grudgingly lend a tiny fraction of their natural
sovereignty and reclaimed liberty to the obvious mutual benefit
of all.
Not all criminals are outlaws, and not all outlaws are
criminals. An outlaw lives by a moral code, but blithely ignores
absurd laws designed to suppress dissent and control private
personal behavior. A criminal lives by no code, external or
internal and is an animal to be mistrusted or destroyed. A
criminal ignores whatever is inconvenient at the moment while an
outlaw often chooses a personally inconvenient and sometimes
dangerous course in the name of principle and honor.
A criminal has absolute freedom, while an outlaw has personal
liberty and spiritual freedom. A criminal will steal food from a
working man, while an outlaw will refuse to pay child support to
a welfare agency. A criminal will lobby into existence a law
putting the cash of ten million laborers into his pocket, while
an outlaw will refuse to file a tax return. A criminal will
carry a gun to intimidate victims, while an outlaw will carry
his gun as a symbol of his liberty and to defend against all
aggressors.
Our Bill of Rights is a relic of our outlaw past. It is a set of
codes written by free Citizens who understood the necessity of
controlling the monster they knew they were creating. They knew
that there can be no words so offensive that they dare not be
spoken or published. They knew that if anyone had that power to
suppress, all had it and no one would dare speak freely, just as
it had been in the ugly old world order they had fled. They
understood the necessity of faith as well as the
irreconcilability of conflicting dogma. They had seen firsthand
the use of official religions to control outlaws, and didn’t
much care for what they saw. So they penned the First Amendment
to the Constitution.
They understood that the right to be armed, and to be a threat
to the ruler simply by being, was an absolute. They codified
this very clearly in a sentence ending “shall NOT be infringed”
which contains not a single allow or permit. They understood
that any compromise on this principle of freedom deeded the
power of life and death over them to some unaccountable other.
The right to be armed guarantees not bravery, nor victory, nor
nobility, nor honesty nor honor, nor even safety, but merely the
right to honest respect and a fair fight. And so the Second
Amendment came to be written down.
They had seen the tyranny and felt the violation of having the
government put soldiers and officers into their homes to keep
dissent minimized and politically correct. An outlaw knows this
is no longer necessary, of course, since electronic monitoring
can work more effectively and less personably in all cases. But
they didn’t have electronic magic at the time, so the founding
outlaws only prohibited the quartering of troops in private
homes in peacetime. This was the genesis of the Third Amendment.
Many of the founding outlaws had felt the humiliation of being
routinely searched in hopes of finding something illegal to be
used against them or to turn them against their fellow outlaws.
They knew of such outrageous offenses as random roadblocks, home
invasion searches, searches through bank accounts and payrolls,
and the ultimate humiliation of personal body searches. They
knew how much could and would be made illegal and used to
wrongly label them criminal, when the Tories eventually
insinuated themselves into the newly created governments. They
knew that actual criminals would use a Citizen’s cloak of
privacy to conceal misdeeds, and that this privacy must be
protected from casual intrusions and mandatory disclosures. For
all of this, the Fourth Amendment was drafted.
The founding outlaws also knew well the coercive and dishonest
tactics and abusive methods of executives and prosecutors, and
so the Fifth Amendment was written to provide a tool to use
against the excesses of the law. Remember, these were our
founding outlaws! In the same vein, they knew the Tories would
try to render these weapons ineffective in different kinds of
legal maneuverings, so they enshrined some more protections,
especially the right to trial by jury in the Sixth Amendment.
And to avoid end runs around these protections by incorrectly
labeling a dispute between law and outlaw as a contractual
dispute, they enshrined the same jury trial provision in the
Seventh Amendment. The founding outlaws finished up their magnum
opus by providing a way for an outlaw to get out of jail in the
eight amendment, and specifically prohibiting the creation of
most of the laws of which Tories are so fond in the Ninth and
Tenth Amendments.
So what is the point of this little history lesson? I’m one of
the proud breed of modern outlaws. For a while, I thought we
might be an endangered species. Now, however, thanks to the
excesses and impatience of the Clinton Regime, our population
has made a tremendous comeback, with our numbers increasing
tenfold in a single generation.
Do you remember the first point about how not all criminals are
outlaws and how not all outlaws are criminals? The Tories in
their twentieth century guises have been allowed to prey
increasingly on the individual outlaw in the name of fighting
crime. Every one of the protections in the Bill of Rights and
the original Federal Constitution have been violated repeatedly
in spirit and in letter. The Bill of Rights is simply the agreed
upon part of the outlaw’s code. And the government has itself
become not an outlaw, but a criminal, by repeatedly proving that
it follows no code at all.
And so, since the outlaw lives by a code, there are government
laws he must break and not be silent about, while a criminal
lives by no code and can always beat the law. The result is lots
of criminals, lots of Tories, and a few angry outlaws. This same
situation prevailed at the beginning of this country – Criminal
rulers, Tories obeying, and outlaws standing with manly firmness
at Lexington and Concord and Bunker Hill. And since the code or
covenant has been broken, the response is and will be to avenge
the wrongs, since avenging the wrongs is one of the most sacred
items in the outlaw’s code.
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