This letter appeared in the Democrat Gazette. A fantastic letter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BEING A GOOD DEMOCRAT
How to be a good Democrat:
You have to believe that the same teacher who can’t teach fourth-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach them about sex

You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. Nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese Communists.

You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding.

You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth?s climate and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.

You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is natural.

You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on demand.

You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain aspects of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

You have to believe that taxes are too low but ATM fees are too high.

You have to believe that standardized tests are racial, but racial quotas and set-asides aren?t.

You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn?t worked is that the right people haven?t been in charge.

You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belongs in the White House.

You have to believe that Illegal Democrat Party funding by the Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United States.

Submitted by Michael Nahlen, Little Rock, AR.