<<Researches at Cornell Univesity have conducted a 5 yr. study into the social

implications of gun ownership.>>

WHICH “RESEARCHES (sic)” ARE THESE? WHEN AND
WHERE DID THEY PUBLISH THIS? I’LL BET IT DOESN’T EXIST. . .

<< 56.7% of hand gun owning men — tested (LIKE TO SEE THE TEST) likely to
engage in incest. The report suggested vasectomies as a remedy. >>

SO — EVEN IF THIS WERE TRUE, WHICH STRIKES ME AS A CROCK OF ****, TAKING
AWAY THE GUNS WOULD MAKE THEM _NOT_ LIKELY TO ENGAGE IN INCEST? INCEST, WHILE
CERTAINLY A CRIME, IS NOT A “GUN CRIME.” VASECTOMIES WOULD MAKE THEM _NOT_
LIKELY TO ENGAGE IN INCEST? (NO, I WON’T GO THERE. . .)
OTHER STUDIES HAVE SHOWN THAT 90% OF ALL HUMANS MASTURBATE, AND THAT 10% LIE
ABOUT IT. FIGURES DO NOT LIE, BUT LIARS ALWAYS FIGURE. . .

<<It’s time to protect our children. We can end this sick cycle by
banning all

forms of privately owned fire arms.>>

OR, PERHAPS, BY REALIZING THAT IT IS THE DUTY OF _ALL_ ADULTS TO PROTECT
_ALL_ CHILDREN, AND BY TRAINING OUR CHILDREN TO PROTECT THEMSELVES BY ANY
MEANS NECESSARY.